The Secrect

Dear Reader,
       As you read this you will find that I have something of the utmost importance to tell you. At the time of you reading this message something tragic will be happening. The tragedy will continue for as long as it takes you to read this message maybe more depending on how you take the news on its dicovery. Know this though, the longer it takes your eyes traverse the length of this blog post the more important it will have been for you to have known my secret from the beggining. So here is my secret, all of the time it took you to read this was for naught, there never was a secret and I have wasted some of your life.