CAR!!

A time I had to do something drastic would be when I ripped a car in half with my index and pinky fingers. You see the problem was that I was starving as I walked towards Burger King the journey of around 10,000 feet had left me too tired to walk around the car. The reason why this car was in my way in first place was because everyone is too lazy to shovel their side walks forcing me onto the street. After I passed through the car I finally arrived at Burger King. While there I satisfied my dying stomache with a whopper and some satisfries.

Deceiver

There was once a time where I convinced someone of something. I convinced my cousin that my left arm was robotic. My cousin was 10 at the time so it was pretty easy to convince him. I told him this because he was there when I broke my arm and he wanted to know what happened. To convince him I picked up a couple of cars with my left hand and then I took a chainsaw to it but the chainsaw broke.